How cute is KWoww? Her wedding invite has vintage stamps. Love love love.
Annabelle Loving Life
Wise men talk because they have something to say; Fools, because they have to say something.
Beat it, nerd.
How I feel when I wear Lululemon.
Saturday morning bachelorette yoga.
I’m watching and eating licorice.
Jeff,
Cool car. This is going to be awkward when you pick me up in your ‘95 Chevy Malibu.
Annie
Jason,
If you were going for the weirdest, dumbest picture ever to put on your eHarmony profile, you picked the right one.
Annie
Jeff,
It’s totally normal to talk about your one-night stands (or lack of) in your eHarmony profile. Also, I really care what type of video games you play. It’s such a turn-on.
Annie
Brian,
The kid in your not-my-kid pic looks annoying. Also, why do they make Ed Hardy for kids?
Annie
Mom and dad,
Your condo has never looked better.
Sorry.
Annie
Mom: “Oh sure, now you’re suddenly interested in reading Forbes”
Sometimes I make bad decisions. Like wearing brand new five inch wedges to the airport.
My new favorite lunch/sun bathing spot is simply fabulous.
Yes, this happened. I ate a cupcake for breakfast. Look away.
It’s gorgeous outside, but I have to get my Grey in…
True story.
